From Susanne Gahl, a link to this piece of silliness:
Language lessons with Fabio Capello
England manager Fabio Capello recently defended his limited grasp of English, saying he needed not more than “100 words maximum” to communicate with his players. Here are some other professions where 100 words of English might suffice.
Teacher, including the sequence
why bother hours lack support pay cuts thankless bloody babysitter can’t control teach students ignore education why inspire nonsense thanks bunch Jamie fucking Oliver total waste think quit retrain landscape gardener maybe life coach
Health and safety expert, with
of course we’re all going die madam that’s hardly the point
Public relations manager, with
great totally fantastic beautiful legendary iconic fabulous perfect match cutting-edge brilliant world-class
Taxi driver, with
whole country hell handcart Cameron Clegg Obama not racist bone in body but still Berlusconi hand it to him
Stereotypes abound.
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