(not for kids or the sexually modest)
🐇 🐇 🐇 rabbit rabbit rabbit for St Dafydd’s Day (pleasant), for fucking like bunnies in the spring (joyous), and (stake to the heart) for all of us little animals who will be hunted down and flayed in public by the new government of the country, on this second day of the Soviet States of America, under the thumb of the bitch goddess Putinitsa (née Drumpfitsa) Bonespur and her lieutenant Jed Vacuous; welcome to the gulag
(For Putinitsa’s wedding photo, see my 2/17/25 posting “The gopnik wedding”)
So much for lashing out against the evil queen. For the moment. Now to resume the previously scheduled program for today: to celebrate the new month with lewdness, in the spirit of lubricious rabbits: launch the raunch, that’s the ticket.
Loudly sing. I typed welcome to the gulag, and that connected in my mind to Welcome to the Pleasuredome, the 1984 Frankie Goes to Hollywood album that includes the sex song “Relax”, which I immediately re-worked to my own, um, receptive inclinations:
Relax, c’mon do it (Once you’re inside of me)
When you want to go to it
Relax, c’mon do it
When you want to come
Welcome to March, bunnies!
Turn the page for Tom of Finland. And welcome Mr. March in my 2025 ToF calendar:
(#1) Ranger Rock welcomes you to Pleasure Park, where hunky lads frisk and gambol — yes, yes, the dells are alive with merging
ToF’s men have elephantine sexual parts (for a ToF crotch, this one is positively demure), but Ranger Rock’s pecs are so bubbalicious that I was, unfortunately, reminded of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, with displays like this one:
(#2) An astronaut Snoopy balloon floating down Sixth Avenue in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, New York City, November 25, 2021 (Wikipedia photo)
From Wikipedia:
The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade is an annual parade in New York City presented by the American-based department store chain Macy’s. The Parade first took place in 1924, tying it for the second-oldest Thanksgiving parade in the United States with America’s Thanksgiving Parade in Detroit (with both parades being four years younger than Philadelphia’s Thanksgiving Day Parade). The three-hour parade is held in Manhattan, ending outside Macy’s Herald Square, and takes place from 8:30 a.m. to 12:00 p.m. Eastern Standard Time on Thanksgiving Day, and has been televised nationally on NBC since 1953.
Eventually, giant balloons became a central feature of the parade. Unlike ToF drawings, they are always decorous. Though I keep hoping that some underwear gods — see my 10/19/10 posting on the subject — will turn up as balloons on Thanksgiving Day.
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