The news for (symbolic) penises, following up on my previous posting about the years of the dragon and the snake in the Chinese zodiac (which ends with a promise of giggly banana couches and the buffoonish Oscar Mayer Wienermobile, a promise hereby fulfilled). It begins with a 1/18/25 posting on the Art Facebook page, with no source cited: a posting of a banana couch, passed on by a friend, who suggested that it would make suitable furniture for the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile:
(#1) This sofa is one of a set of AI banana couches from Designideahub, which seems to provide AI-generated design ideas (“your one-stop place for art, creativity, AI, design and product inspiration”)
The Art Facebook page (with 6 associated groups and, apparently, many thousands of followers) offers photos and videos of art works (many are posted every day) from a variety of sources, with commentary. The commentary is presumably AI generated, and some of the art works as well; but many of the art works are genuine, so the real and the fabricated are mingled promiscuously in a deeply disturbing fashion.
Meanwhile, a Google search on “banana chair” yields several real-world versions of the idea: a Diodceraic brand banana recliner chair, a BEKM brand banana bean bag chair, a Zjedzony (‘eaten’ in Polish) armchair by WamHouse (a banana-shaped seat in which the “peel” is used as armrests). You can do a lot with bananas.
Furnishing the Wienermobile. An inspired idea, to install a banana couch in the Wienermobile. The WM is a phallic symbol on wheels, roaming the country to advertise a penis-simulacrum you put in your mouth and eat.
Now, I’m a Pa. Dutch sausage-oriented guy, though I have a hot dog / frank(furter) ritually on my country’s Independence Day, but that’s a kosher frank rather than your standard Oscar Mayer product. I’ll eat an Oscar Mayer dog amiably if offered one, but I don’t seek them out. Nevetheless, I love the idea of the Wienermobile. Seen in this photo on the road:
(#2) The classic Wienermobile, an inspired creation
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