News for penises: ocean edition

(Consider the title as a content warning.)

Widely reported: Chace Crawford’s monumental moose-knuckle in the calendar for the new tv series The Boys:

(#1) Dick and the Dolphins

From Yahoo! entertainment, “Chace Crawford’s superhero suit in ‘The Boys’ calendar has eyeballs popping: ‘This cannot be real, can it?'” by Suzy Byrne on 8/16/19:

Chace Crawford’s new role in The Boys has him giving fans an eyeful.

A promotional calendar for the Amazon Prime show was sent out to the press this week and March has sent the internet into a tizzy. Crawford, who plays Kevin/The Deep, is in his very tight superhero suit and it didn’t go unnoticed.

(hat tip to Gadi Niram)

Not something that happens by accident. In any case, a presentation that clearly shifts CC in category from cute guy (attractive to girls because male sexual danger is largely masked by friendly boyish playfulness) to sex hunk (where the attractions of adult sexual connection are up front and have to be balanced against the possibility of male aggression). In #1 we confront the erect penis as a tool of female sexual pleasure vs. its symbolic potential as a weapon and a threat.

On CC, from Wikipedia:

(#2) Cute-boy CC as the character Nate in Gossip Girl — smooth-faced, tousle-haired, and smooth-bodied, in cute playful shorts (but also with those shorts lowered in a cock-tease); compare CC in #1, where he has spiky darker hair, facial and chest hair, bulging muscles, and of course that explicit moose-knuckle

Chace Crawford (born July 18, 1985) is an American actor, known for his portrayal of Nate Archibald on The CW’s teen drama series Gossip Girl. He is also known for starring in the films The Covenant (2006), The Haunting of Molly Hartley (2008), Twelve (2010), and What to Expect When You’re Expecting (2012). In 2015, he portrayed Billy LeFever in ABC’s short-lived drama series Blood & Oil. In 2019, [he] appeared as a member of the main cast of the Amazon Prime Video original series, The Boys, [which] is based on the comic book series of the same name

In his teenager Nate role, CC was stunningly good at doing cute-boy, shirtless as much as possible; here he is in that persona, in a display of 9 poses:


But now, the boy has developed a muscular physique and become a superhero:


2 Responses to “News for penises: ocean edition”

  1. kenru Says:

    I’ve been watching THE BOYS, and also was a compulsive watcher of GOSSIP GIRL. Still, when the subject of CC in THE BOYS came up at the motss.con, I was nonplussed because I was sure I would have recognized the actor if I had seen him in that show. Reading this, I had an “aha!” experience. Still, even looking at these photos, I’d have trouble identifying the subject as the same person in both vehicles. He’s still extraordinarily good looking…just not with the same face (imho), even accounting for aging.

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