Swords up on Friday the 13th

Today is the baleful day Friday the 13th, and in the Halloween season to boot, so the Michael Lucas gay porn film company has packaged a $13 membership offer featuring Friday the 13th‘s Jason, in his hockey mask, brandishing a tremendous meat-sword. A cropped version:


The raw, in several senses, photo can be viewed on AZBlogX, here. The size of gay porn Jason’s member is relevant to the ad, because of the ad slogan “Feeling lucky?” — an allusion to sexual satisfaction, via the slang idiom get lucky. From NOAD2:

v. get luckyinformal experience good luck: if you’re flying into Toronto from the south you might get lucky and see Niagara Fallswe got lucky with the weather; have sex, especially in the context of a casual encounter: that girl definitely gave you the eye — you might get lucky tonight!

Pay your $13, and LucasMen will help you get lucky.

Now, slasher Jason. From Wikipedia:


Friday the 13th is an American horror franchise that comprises twelve slasher films, a television show, novels, comic books, video games, and tie‑in merchandise, as of 2017. The franchise mainly focuses on the fictional character Jason Voorhees, who drowned as a boy at Camp Crystal Lake due to the negligence of the camp staff. Decades later, the lake is rumored to be “cursed” and is the setting for a series of mass murders. Jason is featured in all of the films, as either the killer or the motivation for the killings.

… The first film [1980] was created to cash in on the success of Halloween (1978)

Jason uses a hockey mask to hide his face.

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