Claude Funston thought …

Today’s Zippy, with a parody of (part of) Lewis Carroll’s “The Walrus and the Carpenter”, from the (mostly political) dreaming mind of Claude Funston:

The parody reproduces the recurring /ɪŋz/ rhyme of the original, once as /ɪŋz/ (the things of the original), three times as /ɪŋ/.

The original, which is even more nonsensical than Claude’s version:

“The time has come,” the Walrus said,
“To talk of many things:
Of shoes–and ships–and sealing-wax–
Of cabbages–and kings–
And why the sea is boiling hot–
And whether pigs have wings.”

As for satanic plans, google on satanic plan to unearth an extraordinary range of weirdness, including paranoid fantasies about globalism and the New World Order, conspiracy theories (the Jade Helm military drill — martial law, FEMA camps, and so on), and, yes, Harry Potter.

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