DILF days

(Warning: Very high (gay) sexual content in the text of this posting. Pass on if you are under 18 or if such content doesn’t suit you.)

Father’s (or Fathers or Fathers’) Day is about to be upon us, so of course purveyors of porn are offering dad-oriented films. Well, daddy-oriented films, daddy-boy relationships being a gay specialty, in real life and even more in the fantasy world of Gayland, where DILFs abound.

DILF is ‘Daddy/Dad I’d like to Fuck’, the term modeled on the earlier MILF,  ‘Mother/Mom/Mum I’d Like to Fuck’, but with the twist that in the gay context, X fucks Y can embrace X as the receptive partner in anal intercourse as well as the insertive partner.

On Daddy-Boy roles/relationships according to Wikipedia:

A Daddy in gay culture is a slang term meaning an older man sexually involved in a relationship or having a sexual interest in a younger man. The age gap may differ, but the relationship involves the traditional parental hierarchy of father-son dynamics, the daddy providing emotional support and guidance along with sexual encouragement and nurturing to the inexperienced and vulnerable partner.

Now on to C1R and its ad. Top part: a heading and two captioned shots from what are presented as Daddy-Boy videos:


(I’ve cropped the images so as to suppress genitalia for WordPress readers.) The visible age difference between the Daddies (or Daddys) and their Boys is slight, though for the most part the Daddies tend to be a bit beefier and the Boys a bit leaner.

Captions for two more videos:


The text is advertising text, for the most part full of vivid word choices. (The exception is relatively neutral hole for asshole — or, more vividly, shithole — although even there we also get the expanded cum holes instead of the simple holes.) So we get slangy nouns (meat for cock or dick), expanded nouns (cum loads, donkey-meat), vivid verbs (draining, feeds), and, especially, ornamental adjectives (juicy twice in this small sample, in juicy donkey-meat and juicy cum-hole; raunchy dad; eager mouth; enormous 9-inch meat — what 9-inch cock is not enormoous?).

The ornamental adjectives are familiar from the domain of enthusiastic food writing, especially on restaurant menus. From p. 89 of Zwicky & Zwicky, “America’s national dish: The style of restaurant menus” (available on-line here):

TASTY ADJECTIVES . Adjectives that do not refer specifically to methods of preparation are common but often uninformative.

So with porn puff, designed to make the reader hungry to sample the videos.

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