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In the tradition of the Valentine’s Day package play from Undergear, now a line of Greek underwear: Greek brief(s), jock(strap), trunk(s), and boxer brief(s) (in red, yellow, turquoise, white, and purple), all on sale at the moment for $5.

Here are the first two:

(Gaze Downward and Gaze Sideward, respectively. And, as we calculate race in the U.S., white and black, respectively.) Description of the first:

UNDERGEAR® GREEK BRIEF

Classical meets contemporary. In electric-bright cotton/spandex, our Greek briefs mix modern looks with artistic sophistication. Black trim and stitching accentuates your natural contours in all the right places. Briefs are also topped with a Greek key patterned elastic waist for stylish, eye-catching detail.

All can be seen in rear views on the Undergear site, so that lovers of things sexually Greek (or greek) can appreciate the goods (as well as the tasteful Greek key design).

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