Over on AZBlogX, 13 more cattions (male photography with captions by me and cat stickers by B. Kliban): 2 based on Michael Taubenheim photos, 3 on Benno Thoma, 1 Marc Bessange, and 7 Bel Ami. Some are X-rated, many are not, but none is particularly language-related, so they appear on AZBlogX, rather than here.
However, from Cattions 1, here’s a Taubenheim of interest:
The caption is a nice bit of trochaic tetrameter: Pérry / dréams of / béing / píssed on. With the accented vowels in a tight phonological space: — / ɛ i i ɪ / — and the foot-initial consonants — / p d b p / — as well, with the repeated vowel /i/ in the center of the line and the repeated consonant /p/ at the edges, and with the closely related lax vowels / ɛ ɪ / at the edges and the closely related voiced stops / d b / in the center. I wish I could say that I achieved this amount of balance in the line by calculation, but frankly, I just went with what sounded good to me (and analyzed the result much later).
Then, of course, the caption dirties up the model’s earnestly yearning facial expression.
May 30, 2013 at 7:21 am |
Perry dreams of being pissed on,
Something that he did insist on.
Basking in the golden stream
Of his urolagnic dream.
May 30, 2013 at 9:43 am |
Bravo!
May 30, 2013 at 9:45 am
Thanks! I’m a great believer in trochaic tetrameter couplets for magickal purposes, though I never investigated urolagnia before.
June 10, 2013 at 8:34 am |
[…] As in the two earlier collections [here and here], the cattions are variously poetic, funny, slyly queer, and vulgar, often several at once. [The fourth collection is here.] […]