Porn play

Offered in a current porn sale, this entertaining item:

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Yes, a take-off on The Bourne Identity, about the exploits of Chason (Chasin’) Porne rather than Jason Bourne. Perhaps I’m just easily amused, but I enjoy these punning variants on fixed expressions.

On the original, from Wikipedia:

The Bourne Identity is a 1980 spy fiction thriller by Robert Ludlum about Jason Bourne, a retrograde amnesiac who must discover who he is and why several terrorist type groups, a professional assassin, and the CIA, want him dead. It is the first of the original Bourne Trilogy.

Sequels: Ludlum wrote two sequels to The Bourne Identity: The Bourne Supremacy and The Bourne Ultimatum, forming the Bourne Trilogy. After Ludlum’s death, author Eric Van Lustbader continued the story of Jason Bourne in The Bourne Legacy (2004), The Bourne Betrayal (2007), The Bourne Sanction (2008), The Bourne Deception (2009), The Bourne Objective (2010), The Bourne Dominion (2011), and The Bourne Imperative (2012).

Adaptations: The novel was adapted into a 1988 television movie starring Richard Chamberlain and Jaclyn Smith, and a 2002 movie starring Matt Damon, Franka Potente, and Chris Cooper.

I suppose we can expect The Porne Supremacy to appear in a while.

[Added 5/29: On AZBlogX, there’s now an extensive posting on The Porne Identity and its predecessor The Porne Ultimatum, with information about pornstars Kaden Saylor, Brent Corrigan, Devin Moss, and Mason Wyler, with photos of them displaying their naked bodies and engaging in an assortment of gay sex acts.]

One Response to “Porn play”

  1. Dean Allemang Says:

    I have to agree – porn puns, drag names, and all sorts of spoof entertainment puns really tickle my fancy, too. Chasin’ Porne is just too gigglicious.

    Extra points for the Matt Damon look-alike star.

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