Today’s entertaining underwear

… from the Undergear people: the Andres Velasco® Jungle Trunk:

The advertising copy is about as amusing as the remarkable underwear:

Tiger stripes meet slinky snakeskin in these wild men’s trunks from Andres Velasco. Designed for guys on the prowl, the Andres Velasco Jungle Trunks feature an exotic print that will take things from mild to wild in an instant. This sultry animal pattern has a subtle sequin-look overprint for a little glam. The trunks also feature a contour pouch that gives your profile an added boost. Made from shiny polyester/spandex with silver signature waistband.

A combination of jungle allusions — tiger stripes, slinky snakeskin, wild, jungle, exotic — and gay cruising allusions — guys on the prowl, from mild to wild, sultry, and of course that “contour pouch that gives your profile an added boost” (boy, does it!). With some alliteration, rhyme, and fashion talk (glam) thrown in.

(Also available in a jock brief, a — truly minimal — bikini, and a V-neck tee.)

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