Today’s Rhymes With Orange:
Gnus do inhabit the Serengeti.
I can’t think of gnus without being reminded of Flanders and Swann’s delightful Gnu Song — which you can hear here, along with photos of real-life gnus. The lyrics:
A year ago, last Thursday, I was strolling in the zoo,
When I met a man who thought he knew the lot.
He was laying down the law about the habits of baboons,
And the number of quills a porcupine has got.So I asked him, “What’s that creature there?”. He answered, “Oh, it’s a h-elk”.
I might have gone on thinking that was true.
If the animal in question hadn’t put that chap to shame,
And remarked, “I h-ain’t a h-elk. I’m a g-nu”.“I’m a g-nu,
I’m a g-nu,
The g-nicest work of g-nature in the zoo.
I’m a g-nu,
How do you do?
You really ought to k-now w-ho’s w-ho.”“I’m a g-nu, spelt G-N-U.
I’m g-not a camel or a kangaroo.
So let me introduce,
I’m g-neither man or moose,
Oh, g-know, g-know, g-know,
I’m a g-nu!”I had taken furnished lodgings down at Rustington-On-Sea,
Whence I travelled on to Ashton-Under-Lime it was actually.
And the second night I stayed there I was wakened from a dream,
Which I’ll tell you all about… some other time.Among the hunting trophies on the wall above my bed,
Stuffed and mounted, was a face I thought I knew.
A bison? No, it’s not a bison. An okapi? It’s unlikely, really.
Could it be a hartebeest?
When I seemed to hear a voice: “I’m a… g-nu…”“I’m a g-nu,
A g-nother g-nu!
I wish I could g-nash my teeth at you.
I’m a g-nu,
How do you do?
You really ought to k-now w-ho’s w-ho.”“I’m a g-nu, spelt G-N-U,
Call me ‘bison’ or ‘okapi’ and I’ll sue.
G-nor am I in the least,
Like that dreadful hartebeest,
Oh, g-no, g-no, g-no…
G-know, g-know, g-know, I’m a g-nu…
G-know, g-know, g-know, I’m a g-nu!
An elaborate play on silent letters in English spelling: “restoring” the G of GNU and GNASH, the K of KNOW, and the W of WHO, with the initial /g/ of /gǝnú/ spilling over onto /n/-initial nicest, nature, neither, not, even know, and, most marvelously, the climactic (a)nother. (Plus “Cockney” initial /h/ in elk and ain’t.)
Then there’s the operating system GNU, with its self-referential acronymic name, standing for GNU is Not Unix. And the GNU-related news software Gnus (Gnus Network User Services). Gnus abound, even on your computer.
(UNG seems to stand for Ultimate Next Generation, with no relation to GNU.)
March 14, 2012 at 9:17 am |
Wouldn’t the cartoon caption have been better if it was “The gnu’ed beaches of the Serengeti”? (That’s -ed suffix2 in the OED: “appended to ns. in order to form adjs. connoting the possession or the presence of the attribute or thing expressed by the n.”) Or maybe the cartoonist decided it was more important to get across the similarity to nude to make the pun work.
March 14, 2012 at 9:29 am |
I’ve sent a message to Hilary Price, inviting her to reply.
March 14, 2012 at 12:54 pm |
You know, I think you’ve put your finger on why I didn’t think this was one of Hilary’s best.
March 14, 2012 at 1:44 pm |
Hi there! Hilary Price here. Why “gnude” and not “gnu’ed”? Because “gnu’ed” looks funny and will trip people up. You only have less than a second for people to get the joke, so you go with the quickest path to understanding.
Take care,
Hilary
March 14, 2012 at 2:22 pm |
Thanks, Hilary. As I suspected, paronomasia trumps morphology.
March 20, 2012 at 12:02 am |
Arnold wrote:
The first thing that practically jumped at me as I was reading the post was not all the gnuances, but the word self-referential. That sounded far too linguistic and a bit contrived. I distinctly remember that even in the early day we used to joke that this was the irreducible case of recursion. So the text should have read,
How to verify that? Why not go to the source