Naming your porn company

Suppose you’re going into the business of providing scenes from gay porn movies on-line. You’ve written the copy that says

Your home for the best adult male movies & scenes. Stream, download & own thousands of XXX scenes from your favorite movies.

Now what do you name the company?

You could look to the name of the famously successful animation studio Pixar (the Toy Story movies and much more), with its play on pix ‘pictures’ (and a hint of czar). Ok, from pix you get to dicks, for some XXX content, and then you can bring the czar part out orthographically: Dixzar, web page here, banner below:

The names of porn movie studios and lines of movies are mostly not as in-your-face as the name Dixzar. Some bear the names of their founding producer-directors: Michael Lucas, Kristen Bjorn. Some are oblique: All Worlds (suggesting “the best of all worlds”), Bel Ami (offering beautiful young men), Catalina and Sierra Pacific (sexy California locales). Others evoke images of masculinity and size: Jocks, Mustang, Buckshot, Falcon, Colt (Rip Colt is the pseudonym of studio founder Jim French), HIS, Massive, Olympus, Titan, Randy Blue, Rascal, Raging Stallion.

3 Responses to “Naming your porn company”

  1. Kathryn B Says:

    You think it’s czar they’re playing off, not bazaar?

  2. Elena Says:

    Made me think of the slogan “Burger Czar – where the burgers are!”, which would work just as well for Dixzar.

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