(about sex between men, described in street language — entirely unsuitable for kids and the sexually modest)
Continuing my laborious examination of the 2026 MEN.com 5-part DVD The Men’s Room (TMR). So far, two postings on the goofy “human urinal” segment (#1): 4/8 in “human urinal” and 4/9 in “human urinal, the photo album” (nobody expects a porcelain pissoir to have human bodyparts and a fierce desire for sexual relations with men).
Contrast TMR with Joey’s Surf Vacation from the same source — see my 4/5 posting “Travels with Joey”, where I note how carefully designed JSV is. TMR, however, seems have been thrown together from five scenes: the pieces of two previous videos, from 2022, reordered, plus some new material (in “poking the bear”, now #4) — see the appendix for the sources and their ordering in TMR — and some of it is definitely goofy: “human urinal” (#1) and, notably, “porta pounder” (#3), which involves a toilet but one not in a men’s room at all (instead, in a porta-potty).
The collapsible toilet. About the “porta pounder” scene from TMR:
[Theo] Brady and his buddies have built the ultimate prank: a fake porta-potty. Now all they have to do is wait with their cameras out for an unsuspecting mark to step inside. Once twink [Jordan] Lake sits on the seat, he’s shocked by dicks coming at him from either side [Leo Louis and Edward Terrant] while Brady fingers his hole. The guys tear down the walls, leaving Lake with his pants down, but Brady walks him home to give him a prize for being such a good sport [by fucking him in several positions].
The first part of this scene is mean-spirited and unpleasant. But the last section, Lake fucked by Brady, is carefully composed and very hot, like something from an entirely different flick. An especially elegant shot from their encounter:
On the leather sofa (Brady’s dick in Lake’s ass fuzzed out for WordPress modesty)
Appendix: the scenes in the 2026 TMR. The two earlier DVDs:
— The Men’s Room: Human Urinal released 1/11/23 — with #2 (“college understall”) and #1 (“human urinal”), in that order
— The Men’s Room: If These Stalls Could Talk released 1/4/23 — with #5 (“if these stalls could talk”), #1, and #3 (“porta pounder”), in that order
Plus #4 (“poking the bear … with cock”), apparently added at the last minute and not noted in any way in material on the DVD.
The jacket of the 2026 TMR DVD lists the performers in 4 of the 5 scenes of the DVD: (alphabetically by first name) Angel Santana, Cyrus Stark, Edward Terrant, Johnny Donovan, Jordan Lake, Leo Louis, Malik Delgaty, Theo Brady, and Tony D’Angelo. But it omits the pair from #4 (“poking the bear … with cock”): Daddy John and Ali Rush (a great shame, because it’s a hot pairing, and Daddy John deserves more press).
In any case, with the 2 goofy scenes (#1 and #3) out of the way, TMR has 3 classic-style t-room-sex scenes:
— #2 “college understall” with Cyrus Stark and Angel Santana
— #4 “poking the bear … with cock” with Daddy John and Ali Rush
— #5 “if these stalls could talk” with Johnny Donovan, Malik Delgaty, and Tony D’Angelo
In all of these encounters, the order of the day is not like pairing sexually with like, but contrast in the partners. Like with like is in fact a very common assortative mating pattern in the gay world as in the straight, but t-room encounters drive men towards pairing with whoever’s on tap, disregarding all manner of differences. As they say: hey, dick is dick, and blow jobs are blow jobs. Go for it.
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