From Jack Jett, via Billy Green on Facebook, another chapter in the great book of hot dog phallicity (most recent posting here), but with a creepy twist:
Some hot dogs, some Lee Press-On Nails, and there you are: hot dog fingers.
(Bonus: Lee Presson and the Nails, “San Francisco’s chief purveyor of Jump-Swing from Hell for over 15 years!”)
July 19, 2012 at 8:16 am |
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September 29, 2012 at 8:21 am |
maybe find something other than actual plastic press on nails…thats a little unappetizing to have to remove actual press on nails before eating. Everything should be edible. Just my opinion.
October 22, 2013 at 3:38 pm |
almond slivers and ketchup works great as long as there are no nut alleriges
October 22, 2013 at 9:09 pm |
You can use pieces of ONION as the nails…just cut some “nails” (either regular or pointy) from the onion, cut a small slit in the hot dog skin (about 1/2 inch from the edge) and push it in.