In the New Yorker issue of 8/25/25, a typically goofy-clever cartoon by Sam Gross, offering SG’s proposal for how Jesus walked on the Sea of Galilee:
(#1) No miracle! But, wait! SG’s account relies on a different kind of miracle — the Octopus of God, gliding supportively underwater, foot to foot, carrying Christ across the sea; that’s the goofy part, God’s really mysterious ways, as the fish have it
(I especially admire SG’s depiction of Jesus as a magical Jew, deep in thought as he navigates.)
Now, for background, the account of Jesus’s aquambulation in the Christian Bible, a collection of texts Christians think of as the New Testament. (I note that SG, a Jew, assumed his readers would be familiar with the story, as part of the common culture of our society; for this, no one involved here has to believe anything.)
(There’s a Page on this blog with links to my postings on Sam Gross.)
Matthew 14:22-33 in the KJV:
About Sam Gross. From my 1/17/23 posting “The bearded cartoonist post-simectomy” (about a Bob Eckstein cartoon), in a section on SG:
Sam Gross. A photo of the great gag cartoonist:
(#3) [caption:] SG, September 17th, 2014, photo taken in downtown NYCWikipedia tells us that SG (born August 7, 1933) is an American cartoonist, specializing in single-panel cartoons — and then provides a somewhat goofy life history, told in Gross’s voice. And includes this account of his work habits:
Gross averages 16–17 drawings a week, and numbers and dates every one. Once finished, he photocopies the drawings on forty-four-pound stock paper, then punches three holes and puts them into loose-leaf books; Gross is afraid of losing his original copy and idea. In 2012, Sam Gross had a total of about 27,592 cartoons.
SG has a special place in my world, because he’s the creator of the cartoon that brought me the woolly mammoth as my totem animal
SG’s cartooning career began in 1962 and continued through the early 2020s; he died on 5/6/23, just 4 months after my posting about him and Bob Eckstein. Thanks to SG’s meticulous record-keeping, cartoons of his that had never before appeared in the New Yorker, like #1, can now pop up there every so often.



August 22, 2025 at 10:43 am |
The Roman Catholic devotional movement Opus Dei is sometimes referred to wryly as Octopus Dei.
August 22, 2025 at 11:21 am |
😀 No, I hadn’t known that (and I suspect SG hadn’t known that), but it’s an entertaining fact.
August 22, 2025 at 12:34 pm |
David Preston comments wryly on Facebook: