(Entirely inappropriate for kids or the sexual modest. Playful, but raunchy, really raunchy.)

The trigger is a cute “Horny for the Holidays” ad for a TitanMen 2020 sale on gay porn movies, for which I’ve supplied a song parody:

Been good, gonna get much better

Oh, there’s no doubt I’m horny for the holidays
My hard-on is raging for a home
I hear that you’re an amazing lay —
For the holidays, you’ll get my rock-hard bone

The model for the parody. “(There’s No Place Like) Home for the Holidays”, with chorus:

Oh, there’s no place like home for the holidays
‘Cause no matter how far away you roam
When you pine for the sunshine of a friendly gaze
For the holidays, you can’t beat home, sweet home

On the song, from Wikipedia:

“(There’s No Place Like) Home for the Holidays” is a popular song, commonly associated with the Christmas and holiday season.

The music was composed by Robert Allen, while the lyrics were written by Al Stillman. The song was published during 1954.

The best-known recordings were made by Perry Como, who recorded the song twice, both times accompanied by Mitchell Ayres’ Orchestra and the Ray Charles Singers.

Other takeoffs on “Home for the Holidays”. The obvious play — “Homo for the Holidays” — has been perpetrated a number of times, notably in a (poignant) Will and Grace episode of that name: S2 E7, aired 11/25/99.


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