From Kathryn Burlingham, this delightful quotation from the BBC show Coupling (which I haven’t seen), with three women discussing men:
W1: So who’s this new one?
W2: He moved in across the street from me about a month ago. Gorgeous!
W1: How gorgeous?
W3: Knitting pattern?
W2: Better than knitting pattern!
W3: Shaving advert.
W2: *Gay* *porn*!
W3: *Wow*!!!
So gorgeous he could star in gay porn!
January 21, 2011 at 7:48 am |
An explanation for “knitting pattern”, from a contributor to the Urban Dictoionary (whose spelling is none too good):
January 22, 2011 at 6:17 am |
What was that old song my mother told me about? Sears and Roebuck, I’d like the man on page 83. Something like that.