Santa Paronomasia, the patron saint of punning, whose most recent appearance in these precincts was on the 22nd, in a posting about the Christmas shark movie — groan — Santa Jaws. Time for a round of Santa Claus puns.
(Some sexual joking.)
We’ve had the shark movie. Then there are the dog movies: The Search for Santa Paws (2010):
and Santa Paws 2 (2012)
Those are imperfect puns (Claus – Jaws, Claus – Paws). But there are at least two movies with perfect-pun titles: Santa Claws (2014), with kittens:
And The Santa Clause (1994), about legal contracts:
Outside of the movies, Santa Claws offers a range of possibilities, as in ths lobster-oriented t-shirt:
(#5) Shirt from the Chowdaheadz company
One more image, another imperfect pun, in A Santa Cause: It’s a Punk Rock Christmas album for charity (2003):
(The name has been used for other Christmas charity drives.)
Now to let the paronomasiac mind run free. Some possibilities:
Santa Caws, with crows
Santa Gnaws, with rats
Santa Maws, with wolves
Santa Straws, for drinking eggnog
Santa Laws, regulating department store Santa Clauses
and of course Santa Raw, bareback gay porn for the season
Then a more distant series exploiting the similarity of /ɔz/ and /ɔlz/:
Santa Crawls, with snails
Santa Brawls, barroom scenes
Santa Calls, a phone-sex service offering Xmas Daddies
Santa Palls, the misery of a post-Santa world
Santa Falls, his fatal slip on the ice
No doubt you can find other tributes to Santa Paronomasia.
December 26, 2018 at 7:09 am |
There’s also the sanity clause from the Marx Brothers’ A Night at the Opera.