The news for penises: dachshunds and hot dogs, in a festival of phallicity. From AdWeek back on 2/1/16, a delightful story, “Heinz Releases the (Adorable) Hounds in This Hilarious Super Bowl Commercial: David creates ‘weiner stampede’ [on the spelling weiner, see note below] to promote ketchup” By Kristina Monllos: (#1) Heinz’s Big Game spot is going … Continue reading Meet the Wieners, stampeding in buns