Name your florist

Rerun of a Modern Family show in which Cam and Mitchell are planning their wedding and they can’t decide on which florist to hire, but they want one with a clever name — how gay is that? — and entertain Floral and Hardy and Florist Gump. Groan: Laurel and Hardy, Forrest Gump.

Of course there are websites for these things. Here’s the list from “Top 20 Creative Flower Shop Names” from the Flower Shop Network (5/31/12 by Mandy Maxwell):

#1. Flowerworks #2. Doris The Florist #3. Dandelion Division #4. KaBloom #5. Floral and Hardy #6. Back To The Fuchsia #7. Posy Pusher #8. Lily’s of the Valley [Owner’s name is Lily] #9. The Enchanted Florist #10. Petal Pushers #11. The Stalk Market #12. Petal Faster #13. Austin Flowers #14. Thistle Do Nicely #15. Florist Gump #16. I C Flowers  #7. Blooms & Grooms #18. Plant Parenthood #19. The Lone Arranger #20. Sherwood Florist

See #5 and #15. And here’s a sign for #4 KaBloom (a play on onomatopoetic kaboom):

One Response to “Name your florist”

  1. Robert Coren Says:

    #14 is a little odd, as most people don’t think “thistles” when considering purchasing florists’ wares. (Thistle flowers are in fact quite lovely, but their reputation is mixed at best.) There might be locales in which #18 isn’t a great idea either.

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