The night before Christmas

Today’s Rhymes With Orange: Not a creature was stirring, Not even a mouse And from later in the poem (by Clement Clarke Moore or Henry Livingston), with Undergear’s holiday greetings (in a flaming-red jockstrap): Meanwhile, Flamingo Nativity: the holy parents and their flamingos await the appearance of the holy infant (photo from Elizabeth Daingerfield Zwicky):