Today’s crop of cartoons includes a Bizarro, a Zippy, and a Mother Goose and Grimm:
Archive for the ‘Language in advertising’ Category
In my e-mail this morning, an ad for gay porn from the Falcon / Raging Stallion Studios for Holy Week, with hot porn actor Adam Ramzi posing as Jesus (and the playful commercial slogan “It’s a Good Friday when it kicks off savings like this!”):
I haven’t been a believing (or practicing) Christian for decades, but still I found the image (in this context) unsettling at best.
Eventually I’ll post some X-rated images of Ramzi on AZBlogX and then add a link from this posting to that one: here.
A commercial for Cyvita is currently going the rounds. It promises
Longer, stronger, and more frequent erections
It begins with two rhyming trochees (SW SW), then branches out into two more complex feet, trochaic in feel but with leading weak (extrametrical) syllables ( ( WW ) SW and ( W ) SW).
Trochees are everywhere in English, and tetrameter is the predominant meter for folk verse of all kinds.
From Steven Levine, this remarkable advertising image:
Elsie the Cow, in a maid’s apron and nothing else — yielding a racy image — offering a very substantial breakfast. Smiling and dancing.
More on Elsie here.
Heard, endlessly, on cable tv, an ad for a hair-removal system:
It’s not a razor. It’s not a laser. It’s No-No.
It’s also not a waxing treatment, but no doubt the razor / laser rhyme was hard to resist. So what is it?
Turns out it burns body hair away. Ouch.
It claims to be painless, but this is (for obvious reason) disputed by many users on the web. And there are many postings about the difficulties of negotiating the money-back guarantee.
From Ellen Seebacher on Facebook, this puzzling ad:
The website says:
Take Cold-EEZE® whenever you start to feel cold symptoms. Our unique zinc gluconate formula releases zinc ions to fight your cold virus.
Cold-EEZE® lozenges have been clinically proven to shorten the duration of the common cold by almost half. View the clinical studies…
So, “clinically proven”. Let’s be very generous and assume that there are some actual clinical tests (pitting treated patients vs. untreated ones) here. But then the commercials shift from general claims to a specific one, with a company spokesman saying:
I guarantee Cold-EEZE will shorten your cold or your money back.
A money-back claim that could never be cashed in: how could anyone know that their particular cold would have been longer if they hadn’t taken Cold-EEZE? It’s a conflict between (possibly valid) generalizations and specific predictions about single events.
From an ad for the Teeter machines designed to stretch you out and make you feel better, a reference to the “benefits of inversion”.
Inversion has multiple senses, including some in linguistics, but also:
Sexual inversion is a term used by sexologists, primarily in the late 19th and early 20th century, to refer to homosexuality. Sexual inversion was believed to be an inborn reversal of gender traits: male inverts were, to a greater or lesser degree, inclined to traditionally female pursuits and dress and vice versa. The sexologist Richard Freiherr von Krafft-Ebing described female sexual inversion as “the masculine soul, heaving in the female bosom”. In its emphasis on gender role reversal, the theory of sexual inversion resembles transgender, which did not yet exist as a separate concept at the time.
Initially confined to medical texts, the concept of sexual inversion was given wide currency by Radclyffe Hall’s 1928 lesbian novel The Well of Loneliness, which was written in part to popularize the sexologists’ views. Published with a foreword by the sexologist Havelock Ellis, it consistently used the term “invert” to refer to its protagonist, who bore a strong resemblance to one of Krafft-Ebing’s case studies. (Wikipedia link)
In this quaint outmoded sense, I am a classic sexual invert. Ok, without the cross-sex identification.