Menu madness

From an informant at a Silicon Valley company, some menu choices for lunch on Tuesday:

CLASSICS        The Sunnyvale: Cherry-Orange User-Generated Glazed Ham with Systems-Steamed Montebello Farms Broccoli and Unified Marketplace Macaroni and Cheese

PACIFIC RIM     The Beijing: Thai Basil Chicken or Soy Chicken Bytes with Computational Cashews

CIAO    The Santiago: Orzo Pasta PhDs with Traffic Shaping Tarragon Chicken Breast, Montebello Farms Green Beans, Ranking Red Bell Peppers, Algorithmic Almonds and Chardonnay-Dijon Cream

Computational cashews and algorithmic almonds. Alliteration run amok amidst relentless thematic word choice. User-generated glazed ham? Ranking red bell peppers?

 

2 Responses to “Menu madness”

  1. mike Says:

    Sly fun. :-)

  2. Food and drink postings « Arnold Zwicky's Blog Says:

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